Spoaf
A spoaf is a waste man, who is really annoying and does not listen to what you say.
Aaron said to Christopher "Jump off that cliff", Christopher said to Aaron "No!". Aaron then said to Christopher "Ah you spoaf".
Spoafe
When a man opens his coitus flap and lets air in. The air will travel to his balls and go out his penis. It is the male version of queefing.
"I Was at dinner and I let out a quick spoafe"