spoerke
How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.
"Ooops! I spoerked! I'm so sorry!"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"
Spoerk glasses
glasses that are entirely too big for someones face.
person 1: wow that person has glasses too big for his face.
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you
person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee
person 2: nahh, those are just spoerk glasses
person 1: so theyre cool?
person 2: oh hell no
person 1: i hate you
person 3: systematically chris is a barn yard chimpanzee