Spomered
being intoxicated to the max; vegetative and/or coma-like state.
"Break out the glitter glue, I'm getting spomered tonight."
Spomered a pizza
To Spomer a pizza: When someone decides not to pay attention when cooking a frozen pizza in the oven, and decides to bake said pizza with the cardboard still underneath the pizza. The result is 1) a fire in your oven and 2) a ruined pizza, both of which will ruin your day. Named for the greatest culprit of this forgetful act, the one and only Spomer.
It was Kristen's night to cook dinner for the house, but she totally Spomered a pizza and we had to use the fire extinguisher to put the flames out. And now we are hungry.
spomer
Spomer is a person which doesn't talk much but has a lot in his mind. He is smart, funny and he has a great humor so he doesn't get triggered by any joke he hears.
Today you didn't even said a single word, you act like a spomer