Sponge Cum
The volume of water that shoots out of a cup when you force the washing up sponge in too hard.
Why is the kitchen floor wet dear? I've just shot a load of sponge cum everywhere.
Cum Sponge
Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge
Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.
cum sponge
A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.
"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"
cum sponge
a patch of hair on one's chin that prevents dripping ejaculate from staining one's clothing
The gay man's goatee served as an adequate cum sponge during bukake night.
cum sponge
a person with the ability to soak up cum at a rate far greater than an entire roll of Bounty paper towels. they always provide this free of charge and quite often are volonteers on graveyard shift at local sperm bank.
reduce your clean-up by 90% by keeping a cum sponge under your bed.
cum sponge
A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.
"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"
"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."
"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."
cum sponge
one who ingests cum much like a sponge absorbs liquid
hey send the chick with crooked teeth and fairy tattoo on her arm of jewett city connecticut over here...shes the biggest cum sponge in the world!