Berthoncé

An old janky, crusty, dusty, blue 1980’s Toyota that definitely is too old to be on the road. Although she is rather iconic. She gets you all the places you need to go, without fail. Berthoncé may be old and ugly, but she really is the best.

The name originated from the name “Bertha” as that name is often used to describe old ugly ladies. Beyoncé comes in the name to add that sense of appreciation for the hard work Berthoncé pits in driving you around everywhere, she is the best, ‘queen bee’ some may say.