spontaneous erection
The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.
dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.
Spontaneous Erection Disorder
a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.
A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty
B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder
A: don't wel all?
B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder
A: don't wel all?
Spontaneous Erection Syndrome
Spontaneous Erection Syndrome, sometimes called SES, is a disease that most men suffer from. It is a disease where a man will spontaneously get an erection, while not aroused.
SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
SES usually occurs in a situation where the sufferer could either become embarrassed, or possibly look homosexual.
Tim: Dude! how'd you get a boner? We're watching Mythbusters for christs' sake!
John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.
John: I dont know dude, must be my Spontaneous Erection Syndrome.