Spontanious Dental Hydroplosion
Disease in which your teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of your throat.
"I'm inventing new diseases. So like lets say my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that?" "I thought you said you were inventing diseases; that's spontanious dental hydroplosion" -Jim and Pam from "The Office"