spooker
a dead hooker
Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
spooker
A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.
If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.
Spooker
The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.
Zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. Ah!!! Who spookered?
Spooker
A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.
Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
Spooker
A female that is creepy or is a creeper.
A girl who creepily stalks her friends on or a guy she is interested in on facebook or in person is a spooker.
Mooker Spooker
A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
kuka spooker
Kuka spooker is a term used to describe a strange statement, usually combined with a chat up line, that ultimately ends in a female not wanting sexual contact for the foreseeable.
Man: Hey want to go halves.................on an unplanned child?
Woman:...........
Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!
Woman:...........
Woman to her friend: Shit that guy was a real kuka spooker!