Spookjob
When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.
"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"
Spookjob
When someone scares you so good you cum in your pants
“Dude Gabby gave me the worst Spookjob yesterday, she didn’t even scare me. Guess I’m just sensitive”