Spookpee
When you really feel like you have to pee but when you get to the toilet nothing but sadness and anguish comes out, no urine in sight.
Mark: I really have to pee. I'll be right back *leaves*
Mark: *returns with sadness in his eyes*
Everyone else: Spookpee?
Mark: Spookpee...
Mark: *returns with sadness in his eyes*
Everyone else: Spookpee?
Mark: Spookpee...