Spoon Diggity

Spoon Diggities are a particularly nasty group of people commonly found in the south side of Chicago (AKA "the hood") They are most prevalent in movie theaters, rib shacks, lounges and occasionally in a pool hall. You will never find one in a library or applying for a job as they are frequently illiterate and have a high aversion to anything close to labor.

They are quite easy to spot as the males will have they pants hanging down off their ass (a habit they picked up in the big house after their first arrest usually as a juvenile slinging crack) a big juicy fro with possibly a pick sticking out of one side, either the newest pair of Jordans that just came out or a brand new pair of Timberlands which will never see a construction site nor a hiking trail, unless they cross a hiking trail after their last sexual assault.

The female version (also know as a Sheboon) will have a giant fat ass with a pleather skirt 3 sizes too small she found at the salvation army some big ass cocksuckers underneath her wide ass Roman nose which is usually under a purple or burgundy weave possibly disheveled after a sheboon on sheboon encounter.

Both examples have a skin color from dark purple (think eggplant) to a deep dark shade of molasses.

For the blind they are also easy to identify as they smell like a cross between a 3 week old dead body and a fresh diaper load of baby shit, if you can't smell they can be recognized by their constant complaining about whitey and their lack of tipping.