Spoondogging
When you spoon your dog during the night in the absence of an intimate partner.
Came home and passed out. Woke up the next morning and realised Bella the Labrador had jumped into the bed and I'd cuddled up for some spoondogging.
spoondog
Derived from the surname "Spooner" and used to describe someone who does something stupid, nonsensical or foolish. Variations include "spoon-noob" and "spoonface".
Guy 1: omg dude I just poured tea in my cereal.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.
Guy 2: lmao. you spoondog.