Spoonfusion
The befuddling moment where you don't know where to put your dirty spoon after you place food in the microwave.
I had a bad case of spoonfusion after I realized I had to hold my chili-covered spoon for 3 minutes.
Spoonfusion
When a couple tries spooning but said female is larger/taller than her partner, and the roles of who is big spoon or little spoon is unclear. Spoon confusion.
Makayla was a 6 ft and wanted to spoon with Max who was 5' 8". Makayla wanted to be little spoon.... There was much spoonfusion.