Spoonicide
When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.
SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!
Spoonicide
Committing suicide whilst spooning your lover.
"Did you hear about John? He committed spoonicide last week"
spoonicide
the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon
Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.