spoon ninja
The most awesome and spoonyest ninja around. He wields spoons masterfully and uses spoony nin-jutsu.(Spoon-Jutsu)
The spoon ninja waits in the shadows until it is time to give someone he spooning of their life.
spoon fed ninja turtle
Used to describe someone who has a fuck up that only a dumbass could have.
friend: i dropped my Nintendo into the toilet while taking a humongous shit!
you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.
you: your a spoon fed ninja turtle.