Spoonster
A person (usually a man) who does not cook, but likes to stir what you're cooking. The spoonster wants to feel part of the process. Spoonsters stir for an average of 23 seconds before they get bored or complain about back pain.
Ben said to our guests "do you like the green curry we made?"
Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"
Jackie said "we? Ben is such a spoonster!"