Spoonti
The mix of the words spoon and Santi. When someone who has the nickname of Santi (i.e. Santiago) has incredibly good RNG and receives rare items much quicker than their intended rate of acquisition (they are spoonfed items with little effort).
Hey Spoonti, I can't believe it took you 7 whole kills to get the Hydra pet. That must have been quite the grind for you by comparison!