sporf
a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.
Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.
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Sporf
Someone who is annoying and frustrating.
Stop hitting me you sporf
Sporf
A high quality instrument of food consumption consisting of the unholy offspring between a spork and a knife. The Sporf has a knife , a fork , and a spoon part. the sporf is sometimes described as the CRISPR modified Spork
Bro, check out dat Sporf! I can eat chicken, den soup, den steak, wit one uutensil.
Sporfe
The mixture of the words: spoon (sp) fork (or) and knife (fe).
With this sporfe I can eat soup noodles and pancakes at the same time!
sporf
The act of sniffing a carbonated drink as the seal is broken.
Dude, $tein, that was a sick sporf
Sporfed
An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.
Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"