Sports Noob
One who pretends to know sports, but obviously doesn't. The opposite of a sports snob.
Sports Snob: Dude did you see the Cardinals game last night? Pretty crazy eh?
Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.
Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!
Sports Noob: Uhh ya...Pujols was on fire.
Sports Snob: Wow. baseball season is over. I was talking about the football game you sports noob!