Berwy
Corrupted portmanteau of BERET and BEANIE..but not the cool beanies that you see in Abercrombie & Fitch ads - the propeller beanies you see on old episodes of Saved By The Bell--listen, all you have to know is that the wearer of a BERWY could only DREAM of finding themselves at the heels of a beret wearer.
Ramona entered the ballroom with a pinstripe suit, navy scarf, topped with a berwy adorned with a po--a berwy? Really? Okay...this book is done. You cannot return from someone walking into a room with that monstrosity.