Spotify Adverts
One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.
Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!