spot-welded
Post-coital syndrome, occuring when one's penis becomes stuck to the sheet, do to drying semen.
"If you don't get up and wash your wanker, it's gonna get spot-welded" she warned.
Spot-Welding
An act of farting designed to punish the recipient, delivered by two+ individuals. The victim is tackled and held submissive, while the farter drops bare-ass on the exposed skin of the victim. Ideally, the fart is both hot and wet, simulating a "spot-weld."
After Josh passed out from over-drinking, I pounced on him and delivered some epic spot-welding on his forehead that woke him up.
Spot Weld
When a loser who has little to no contact with girls finally gets touched by a girl or a stripper and immediately blows a load in his pants but says nothing.. Then said load dries and his junk is stuck to the front of his pants...
We got Chuck a lapdance at the strip club lastnight and he totally spot welded himself to the front of his pants during the dance.
Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.
Harp had never been with a girl before, when she took her top off it caused him to spot weld himself to the front of his pants.