spragoo
A complete dick whom you work with. This guy is a total fuckup that thinks he's God's gift to your line of work. He relishes opportunities to talk down to peers and subordinates. This makes him feel better about his bad childhood and tiny pecker. He's constantly patting himself on the back and he spends so much time up the boss's arse that he should pay rent there. No paycheck is big enough to make working with a spragoo worth it.
I need a new job... This spragoo is driving me nuts.