spready
1: One whom is willing, ready and excited to accept.
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).
1: I told her her she better be spready when I get home.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.
spready
A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.
"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"
spreadie
The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.
That girl sent me a spreadie.
Spreadied
When you look at a spreadsheet for such a long time that the cells bleed together and you get all loop 'n' shit.
Looking at that excel document for the 4 hours has me spreadied like woah.
Spready
A large or vast amount of cash on hand.
Who broke?... Man you know I got spready.
Spready Chávez
While having sex with a woman in doggie style position you spread her butt cheeks and blow a snot rocket on her asshole and the proceed to fuck her in the ass using your snot as lube
Brian was fucking this bitch and gave her the Spready Chávez
Spreadie
(Business casual) An excel spreadsheet
Hey I didn't get that spreadie we talked about last night.