Spring Hill

a black hole of america. even if you leave, you get sucked back in eventually.

synonym for hell.

City located within Florida, containing a number of elderly people and retail/fast-food chains. Despite the large population of sluts, dicks, pricks, and assholes, Spring Hill is home to some of the most creative and badass individuals around. Find some of these people, and you just might survive.

Stretch after stretch of gridded lots and houses, a strip mall every now and then, gas stations, funeral homes, and full of people who are sent here with the notion that they will be living in Florida, the state full of sunshine. There is NOTHING to do here, unless you want to catch the early bird special at one of the restaurants that the plethora of senior citizens dine at, watch movies at the two local theaters, get molested (there are hundreds of pedophiles here), browse a selection of the shittiest stores in the country, or get into a car accident because no one seems to be able to drive even somewhat correctly. Pine Island is also relatively close, however, there has been fecal bacteria contamination in the water, along with alligator sightings. Spring Hill is topographically flat, there is no Hill. Also there is no Spring, the water dried up in a drought many years ago. Those are some common misconceptions. The land is barren and desolate when not covered by a stucco/adobe one story tacky home. Once a person moves to Spring Hill, they are financially trapped to stay for an average of ten years. So if you're thinking 'Why hey, it would be awfully nice to live in Florida, with all that sunshine and the beautiful beaches,' come on down to Spring Hill. You'll fit in just well.

an awesome place to go to school, also known as Spring Hill, SHC, The Hill, Spring Chill, Badger Nation, Coke Hill, and Spring Hill High. Badger Nation because of the badger mascot, and Coke Hill because of the large population of cocaine abusers in the late 70s and early 80s. Spring Hill High because of its small, High-school like quality of word getting spread around campus rapidly. A private, Jesuit-Catholic school founded in 1830 in Mobile, AL. Despite the small size, still a very fun place to go to school because of the good people that go to school there. Very easy to make lifelong friends to rage your fucking face off with, any night or day during the week. Popular attractions to the students are partying on campus, downtown, going to concerts, or going to the various beaches scattered around. Dont get it twisted - despite the small reputation and size, Spring Hill rages as hard as any big state school, and harder than some. Greek Life you ask? fuck yes...the fraternities are Sigma Chi, Lambda Chi Alpha, TKE, and Delta Chi. The Sororities are Delta Delta Delta, Phi Mu, and Delta Gamma.

The biggest neighborhood on the east coast, located in greenbelt, MD

To go around in circles; to go nowhere