springtucky
When you live in Springfield Oregon, it's so ghetto and hick that it is borderline Kentucky- combining to make Springtucky.
I can't wait to get out of Springtucky and go to P-Town.
Springtucky Slushie
Beer bonging your buddies 4 Loco Hershey Squirts.
We were so drunk after some tequila shots and a couple Springtucky Slushies!