Sprinkladoich

Word to go beyond "What a dumb piece of shit!", "Fuckwad" and "Dipshit".

The ultimate asswipe...

An asswipe so nasty that an asswipe wipes its ass with it. So fucking gross that it can't be destroyed and destroys everything it comes in contact with. Very contagious. Often associated with Nancy Drews who react to uneasy situations like a flurry of stale farts, chicken noises, pig grunts and loud deafening retarded laughter.