Sprint Football

Sprint football is a sport similar to American Football, but is played by small, weak boys. Sprint Football enforces a 172-lb weight limit, meaning the games are not entertaining. Where real football emphasizes strength and speed, sprint football focuses on giving kids who are too small (i.e. not talented enough) to play regular Division-I football a chance at dragging out their career. These players are generally non-athletic, weak, and arrogant.