spritz
cum or semen ejaculated.
i want to spritz in your eye
spritz
When having to go to the bathroom (#1) and you can't reach a potty with out peeing your pants so you let a little out to relieve the pressure. DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE TO GO #2 STYLE!
Dude I was locked out of my house and I had to go pee so bad. I let a spritz or two out before my dad got home.
Spritzing
When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.
"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."
Spritzing
A form of watersports. Performed by straddling a waterless bathtub and urinating on an individual laying face up in the tub.
Roger enjoyed a good spritzing. His girlfriend would straddle the tub and soak him from head to toe.
Spritz
A half-assed shower
Don't worry, I won't take long to get ready... I'm just taking a quick spritz, not a full shower.
Spritz
Any Claymate's must-have accessory when engaging in any Clay Aiken, viewing, listening, and most importantly MEETING!!! It is used to cool off and refresh the subsequenly hot and bothered!
Look at that great "Waldo" pic.....eeeeks I need a spritz!
spritzed
A synonym for being absolutely hammered, plastered, wasted, wrecked, pissed (UK), or just plain ol' drunk.
Henry is having a rough morning because he got absolutely spritzed last night.