Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

spritzer

A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually
consumed by females

Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy

Spritzer

1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.

2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.

1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?

1b. 'Certainly young lady'.

2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.

2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'

(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)

Spritzer

When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.

Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!

Spritzer

An act in which you spritz a lemon wedge in the woman’s eye before you climax.

I gave her the spritzer last night, she loved the zest.

spritzer

n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles.
v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid

-"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows."

-"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does."

Grape Spritzer

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.

Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.

俚语	spritzered
释义	Spritzer a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne) I ain't having another spritzer. spritzer A mixed drink made with wine and carbonated water usually consumed by females Lee loved to drink a spritzer before a night out at fluffy Spritzer 1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females. 2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial. 1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'? 1b. 'Certainly young lady'. 2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'. 2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR' (Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.) Spritzer When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time. Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer! Spritzer An act in which you spritz a lemon wedge in the woman’s eye before you climax. I gave her the spritzer last night, she loved the zest. spritzer n. A bottle that squirt, sprays, mists or "spritzes" liquids. It is often used as for cleaning purposes, and is the cooler cousin of spray bottles. v. to spritze, or spray, a fluid -"Honey, have you seen the spritzer? I "want" to clean the windows." -"My cat kept climbing on my desk, so I've started spritzing him when he does." Grape Spritzer A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler. Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
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