sproinkus
Sex with a cheap hooker in an even cheaper hotel room. Comes from the sound made by the mattress springs during sex.
"I met this hot chick at a party and an hour later we were doing the sproinkus in her parents' bed."
"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
"There's no way I'm paying fifty bucks just to sproinkus!"
sproinkus
SPROINKUS is known to have a direct correlation with DINGUS.
Marijuana smoke has been found to contain dingus, which has been linked to sproinkus.