spruce deuce
A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.
Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!
spruce the deuce
to shave your ball sack
Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce