Sprump
A sprump is someone who ditches you to play ranked solo/duo instead of playing with the boys
Hey, quit being a sprump, you're ruining the mood
sprump
While taking a drink, someone says something funny that catches you off guard and you spit your drink out.
After being pounded by bass from the car stereo, I announced, "We are now legally retarded!" and my friend sprumped all over the dashboard.