Spuddle
To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing
That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well
Spuddle
To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles
Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'
Spuddle
This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.
"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"
Spuddle
A short form of the term 'spooge puddle' or the cold, damp pool of sexual effluvia left on the sheet after making sweet, sweet love.
Jane: So, how was your date last night?
Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.
Mary: A complete gentleman. He bought me flowers and paid for dinner, he even slept in the spuddle after fucking me senseless.
Spuddle
To deliberately attempt to deceive a friend with a tall tale, for the purposes of humour. The majority of spuddles are low-level, with the key ingredient of a spuddle being believability, but some can be outrageous, as detailed in the example below.
Chris: "Oh Russ, I forgot to tell you. You see my mate Ben, over there? He's Chuck Norris's nephew!"
Russ: "Really?!"
In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.
Russ: "Really?!"
In this example, Russ has been Spuddled. He now believes that a friend of a friend is related to the actor and Karate expert, Chuck Norris.
Spuddle
a spot/puddle on the counter
Clean up the spuddle on the counter
Spuddle
To assumes an air of importance and to dwell on trifles.
Senator Foghorn as usual spudlled when called upon to speak.