spudgit
When you jack-off in the bathroom at a party or event with lots of people outside and get spoodge all over your hand... then... run out and slap a guy in the face and yell..."SPUDGIT"
hint:(You have to slap him so hard he doesnt realize he has sperm on his face for at least 2 seconds)
hint:(You have to slap him so hard he doesnt realize he has sperm on his face for at least 2 seconds)
This technique works REALLY well if your ex shows up with some new guy... give that guy a spudgit and teach both him and her a lesson.