Spuj
A colloquial word for semen, of Scottish origin. Popular in the highlands in the 1970's, this word almost fizzled out but has made a recent comeback to the mainstream after one lone middle-aged man began reliving his youth, telling tales in London pubs of spujy experiences in days gone by. It's addictive nature means it has been adopted as a common word.
'I'm gonna spuj an yer mutters titties' meaning 'I may just deposit semen on your mothers breasts'.
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Did you see her? She's utterly spuj-worthy!
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Did you see her? She's utterly spuj-worthy!