spump
Uncontrollable anal discharge of flatulence and sperm as a result of a flacid sphincter after anal sex.
"I better go and change my pants; bit of a spump"
spump
the act of taking a dump and immediately turning around and spewing, or vice-versa
"Hey guy, I feel so spumpy I think I need to spump'
spump
to hump and spank someone simultaneously.
guy#1 why you lookin so rough this morning?
guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.
guy#2 last night i spumped 2 hobettes until i threw out my back and my hands were raw.
spumping
humping while in the spooning position
I was spumping with my boyfriend last night.
spumped
The condition of pulling into a gas station and forgetting which side your gas tank is on.
I was trying to tank up my boyfriend's car but I pulled into the gas station and got spumped.
chicken noodle spump
u wish you had it
id like to have some of your chicken noodle spump
Spump
Any person or animal that has the distinct smell of boiled garlic with a light balsamic undertone.
Boy, that guy sure is a spump!