Spunkleminge
The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.
Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.
See - Yoghurt Weaving
See - Yoghurt Weaving