Spunk Marley
Whilst plowing your woman or, preferrably the mistress, in doggy style. Right before climax, the male pulls out and immediately targets the hair with his warm spunk. He then lays her flat, mounts her and ferociously tugs, twists and tangles a lock of her hair, thus creating the Spunk Marley deadlock!
Billy: Guess what Hank, last night I gave Mary the good ol' Spunk Marley while we were listening to 'No Woman No Cry'.
Hank: Gee whiz Billy!
Hank: Gee whiz Billy!