Spunk Monk
A masturbator. One who bashes the bishop. A wanker.
"No wonder it don't work, spunk monk, you havent switched it on" !!
Spunk on a monk
The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.
Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.
The Monks Spunk
Something that is too good to be true.
Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'
Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'
"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."
Monk Spunk
The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex
after sex
The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets
Monk Spunk
Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.
“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”