Spunk monkey
A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
Yeah! She squealed like a spunk monkey!
Spunk monkey
A slut of a girl that loves being constantly covered in ejaculated seeman from the end of the man stick. she also resembles that of a monkey because of the ugliness.
Jake:yo, did you here about Jess Meredith.
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
Curt; Ye she's a total Spunk monkey
Spunk monkey
Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."
Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.
Spunk monkey
a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation
lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald
Spunk monkey
A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.
Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!
Spunk monkey
Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.
Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!
Spunk Monkey
A girl who craves some sperm in her face. If she's lucky, she'll also get a some in her hair.
I blew it all over that Spunk Monkey's face. Holy shit it was awesome!