Spunknik
(n) The ejaculant of a Russian male.
"Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
Spunkniked
Coming so hard and far your payload goes into orbit.
It had been so long since I came that when I blew i spunkniked
Spunknik
When you jerkov so hard your jizz flies up and hits you in the face.
I woke up in a bathhouse after a night of drinking too much vodka, narrowly avoiding spunknik falling from the sky