spunk rag
An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.
I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam
spunk rag
a piece of clothing designated to catching a nut as opposed to letting it land on your computer.
Hank-"I need a new keyboard, my keys are stuck together."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
Mr. T- "I pity the fool who doesn't use a spunk rag"
Myself-" I blew my nose in my spunk rag yesterday."
"Christ, this place smells like a spunk rag."
spunk rag
An non-disposable spunk target , because the other people in your house know all those crumpled tissues and paper towels in the trash ain't from crying or sneezing.
"Why are there always a couple washcloths in your laundry?" she asked.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.
"Because I'm just too lazy to go buy Kleenex," I replied. Thank god you can't tell boogers from cum on a spunk rag.