Besmirkvehogans

Originally a mistaken word in a game of simpsons scrabble, now known as the official snack food of Port 2007 "Year of the Bear Suit"

Can be used either as a food type, an insult, a legitimate word in scrabble, and as a disinfectant.

Singular form of Besmirkvehogans

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Originally a mistaken word in a game of simpsons scrabble, now known as the official snack food of Port 2007 "Year of the Bear Suit"

Can be used either as a food type, an insult, a legitimate word in scrabble, and as a disinfectant

Additionally, sounds like a type of german sausage, perhaps one made of meaty ice cream. Not a real product, or thing, but we like to think it exists