Spunktacles
Shooting your muck on the face of a willing partner, framing her eyes in thick ropes of jizz.
"How'd you get on last night mate?"
"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"
"Sound. Got a BJ off a scuddie behind a skip. Pulled out just in time to give her a pair of spunktacles!"