spurgled
To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.
I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...
Spurgle
The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.
The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.
Spurgle
The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"
Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!
Spurgle
A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.
Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.
Spurgle
The act of double dipping,or dropping other food particles in peanut butter, or jam or jelly.
" Mom!, Tommy's gonna spurgle the peanut butter! "
spurgle
To spaz out completely and do something really weird with your arms.
She had a spurgle attack.
Spurgling
When a person giving a blowjob, gargles the sperm.
After she gave me head, she started spurgling!