Sputter
A half liquid chunky sounding fart which smells horrenduos.
"I ate to much chilli and I began to sputter"
sputtered
Explosive sounds typically when heated
The Engine sputtered then stopped
Sputtering
A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.
Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.
Sputter Gutter
another term for the anal cavity of a lady
i shoved my rod deep inside her sputter gutter
Pirate Sputter
A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.
'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'
sputtering willis
The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.
Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::
butter sputter
The expulsion of vaginal lubricant that often accompanies a queef, although the expulsion may occur for any number of other reasons such as: 1.) swift punch to the body (see donkey punch); 2.) bodily decomposition (see mung); or during a sit up occurring after feminine arousal.
1. Jess had sex with two men in one evening. By the time she was almost done with the second, she was queefing so bad that the butter sputter almost made Doug put on a rain coat for his own protection. The filthy act was wetter than a monsoon.
2. Not only did Luke's dog queef, but there was also some butter sputter, as evidenced by the stains in her dog bed.
3. The butter sputter left flecks of moisture on her panties, leaving her in an awkward situation as she sat on the church pew during mass.
2. Not only did Luke's dog queef, but there was also some butter sputter, as evidenced by the stains in her dog bed.
3. The butter sputter left flecks of moisture on her panties, leaving her in an awkward situation as she sat on the church pew during mass.