spüser
(N) a male or female who masturbates at least 12 times per day
1. Have you seen Joe yet today? Nah he's such a spüser, he's probably still inside.
2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.
2. Hey is she gonna hang out with us tonight? No she can't she's such a spüser though.