Sqausharting
Accidentally shitting ones self whilst playing posh man's tennis, aka Squash. The act of squasharting is often an occurrence of overjoy at winning a point against your boss.
'oh god man, I playing Terry the other day and accidentally sqausharted. It's cool though, I beat his bald ass'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'
'ouch Peter, I hate Sqausharting. nothing worse than an elongated sqaushart'