squamommies
Plural form of squamommy. A collective terms for young moms living in Squamish BC who crush it at Ironman races and other various extreme sporting events. A squamommy will typically have a wall full of racing bibs from across the world, a full trad rack and always a mountain bike worth over 8k.
I am trying to get back into running, but every time I go out the squamommies blaze past me on the trail.